Thus Begins The Thrilling, Terrifying Neymar Mbapp Cavani Era. Today marked Paris Saint Germains official unveiling of what should prove to be a legendary and is already legendarily expensive forward line of Neymar 2. Kylian Mbapp 1. Edinson Cavani 6. And while the team naturally doesnt have the tactical gears ticking in perfect synchronization yet, nor was this match against Metz as one sided as you might surmise just from the scoreline, todays performance nevertheless was proof of something everyone knew when Qatar dumped all that dirtymoney of theirs in the transfer market to assemble their super squad this team is going to be fucking ridiculous. On paper, PSGs starting lineup was a little lopsided. Download Streaming Divx Cartoons A Terrifying Message From Al Gore ' title='Download Streaming Divx Cartoons A Terrifying Message From Al Gore ' />Trotting out in what was essentially a 4 2 2 2 with four out and out attackers probably isnt what will bring the Parisians the Champions League glory theyre after, and the true test of this season will be manager Unai Emery finding a system that allows his attacking triumvirate the space and freedom they require to be at their best while at the same time protecting the team defensively. In league play, however, PSG should be so outrageously overpowering in every area of the pitch that lopsidedness shouldnt really matter. Thus they can run out Neymar and Mbapp and Cavani and Julian Draxler, give those four players minimal defensive duties, and still rend their opponents into tiny pieces of confetti simply off the strength of their attacking might. We saw a glimpse of what a full throttle PSG might look like when the Big Three really get cooking, and it was sublime. Each member of the CNM scored today, with Cavani nabbing two goals, and each of them could easily have padded their stats even more. The games opener was indicative of the match as a whole. Neymar, after picking up the ball in a deeper central position, lifted his head, spotted both Mbapp and Cavani sprinting through the heart of Metzs back line, and slid through a pass that in effect sent both strikers clear through on goal. Either Cavani or Mbapp couldve scored, and Neymars pass was probably intended for Mbapp in the first place, but it just so happened to be Cavani who latched onto it and pumped it into the net Mbapp was next to get on the scoresheet, almost assisting himself after an attempted chip pass for an onrushing Neymar was knocked away from its destination, only for the French teen to run onto the ball and thump it home himself That play, like many others in the match, demonstrated just what an unreal talent Mbapp is. Yes, hes a goalscorer primarily, and its that ruthless, maniacally goal hungry side of his game that made him worth 1. Hes willing and able to make something happen from any area of the pitch, either running away from or toward the ball, with deft passes as well as stinging shots. This kid is going to be incredible. Neymars goalhis fourth in four Ligue 1 matches, which along with his four assists has him on an astounding production pacewas all thanks to his magical right foot Again, todays match wasnt easy, and in many ways it wasnt indicative of the things PSG will need to do in order to get the best out of the group they have. At halftime the game was tied at 1 1 Metz shouldve gone ahead right after the break when a PSG defensive lapse gave one of Metzs strikers a wide open net that he somehow couldnt flip the ball into PSG really didnt explode offensively until Metz went down a player thanks to a dubious red card this kind of defensively lax 4 2 2 2 is not going to cut it during the Champions League matches that will define the season Neymar was forced to play a little deeper than he ideally would, and who knows if hell be happy serving primarily as a playmaker for the two strikers ahead of him rather than racking up goals and assists of his own. But what PSG did demonstrate today is that their attackers are eager to work, unselfish, complimentary, and capable of absolutely terrorizing the kinds of overmatched opponents that will make up the vast majority of the clubs domestic campaign. Ever notice how Christopher Nolans movies Interstellar, Inception, The Prestige feel like an anxiety attack Well, maybe thats overstating things a bit. But. Today was only the start, and that PSG can and will have to so much room to grow and adapt from here on out goes to show just how obscene the team can be in the future. Today marked Paris SaintGermains official unveiling of what should prove to be a legendary and is already legendarily expensive forward line of Neymar 222. Scaramucci Is Hosting an Online Event Because America Hasnt Seen the Last of The Mooch Update We Regret To Inform You That The Mooch Cancelled The Event To Spend. The classic US stereotype of attempted Iranian ideological indoctrination via chants of Death to America and such has been old hat for quite some time. As noted. We Regret To Inform You That The Mooch Cancelled The Event To Spend More Time With His Family Which Is Probably For The Best If You Heard About The Fact That He Missed His Kids Birth To Spend Time With TrumpAnthony the Mooch Scaramucci may have lasted just 1. White House before getting booted, but America hasnt gotten rid of him. The widely ridiculed Trump regime official says he plans to host an online event on Friday. Because Scaramucci clearly isnt ready to give up the limelight just yet. As CNN reports, Scaramucci is getting some help with his broadcast from Fox News co president Bill Shine, but its not yet clear how youll be able to watch the event. All we know so far is that it will air sometime during the day to address the American people directly. Scaramucci was fired by new White House Chief of Staff John Kelly after the Mooch gave a crass interview to the New Yorker where he said things like, Im not Steve Bannon, Im not trying to suck my own cock. President Trump reportedly loved the interview, but it didnt sit well with some conservatives who presumably find autofellatio to be against Gods will. Alt right vlogger Mike Cernovich obtained a copy of an internal memo that laid out Scaramuccis grand plan for the White House communications team and posted it on Medium. And it might give a hint for what Scaramucci has in store for us. The memo describes, among other things, ways to turn the White House into a content generating machine using platforms like Facebook Live. Scaramucci even specifically said that the White House should be producing The President Donald J. Trump show. With all the constant coverage of this disastrous presidency on cable news, youd be forgiven for thinking that we already have The Donald J. Trump Show. From the memo d People are fascinated by the lives of their Presidents and the operation of the White House. POTUS is the greatest TV star in history. Comms should produce video content that constructively operates as The President Donald J. Trump show. Obama scratched the surface of this. POTUS should take it to the next levele Rather than traditional press conferences, POTUS should take questions from real citizens via Facebook live andor other social media platforms. Comms should consider a range of ideas including a modernized fireside chats where POTUS sits with a Cabinet member andor senior government official to discuss the relevant issues. Perhaps, Sarah or Kellyanne could act as a moderator. These videos should have running times of between 1. Scaramucci may not have the opportunity to spread Trumps message of hate and bigotry anymorethough judging by the presidents press conference yesterday, hes doing just fine on his own. But thanks to technology, Americans will get at least one more taste of the Mooch on Friday, presumably using some of the ideas he wasnt able to implement during his short tenure. The only question will be whether anyone bothers to tune in. CNN and MediumCorrection This post originally misspelled the word autofellatio. I regret the error and send my most sincere apologies to the very talented Mr. Bannon. Update, 1 3. Well, that was quick. Scaramucci just tweeted that his event tomorrow is cancelled. Partly Cloudy Cartoon In Hd more.